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Use of Profanity With Age

8 years old: Oh my gosh I said "Shut up!" Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

you’ll nevah catch me alive coppahs….

you’ll nevah catch me alive coppahs….

(via did-you-kno)

(Source: emilyprentiss, via lipsandtits)

(Source: i-m-o-n-l-y-h-u-m-a-n, via pitchblackglow)

#singlelady

(Source: kittenmeats, via pitchblackglow)

(Source: r0ll-up, via irel4nd-xo)

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